Post by NADIA DIANE CROWE on Apr 8, 2011 2:50:32 GMT -5
There is a 3D movie about Justin Bieber.
Your mom won't accept your friend request.
The scar on your forehead is burning.
The rum is gone.
Your twin forgets your birthday.
You have 6 fingers on your right hand. You just met a man named Inigo Montoya.
Taylor Swift writes a song about you.
You're a muggle.
You have Asian parents. You got a B+.
Your best friend is a werewolf and your boyfriend is a vampire
You step out into the sun and you begin to sparkle.
You just discovered that there's no candy in the van...
You're in Hufflepuff.
You hear a mysterious ticking noise.
You win an award and Kanye comes running up the stairs.
You finally got a 100 on a test. It was a pregnancy test.
You turn down Harvard because you are awaiting acceptance from Hogwarts.
In the middle of your concert a water bottle hits you in the face.
Your mother and father tell you that you were adopted... last week by another family.
You lost your voice, you can't walk, you don't know how to use a fork, and a fat octopus attempts to drown your true love.
Your toys make three Disney movies behind your back
You are the baby in the sonagram on 16 and Pregnant.
Two unicorns start nagging you to go to Candy Mountain.
You can name 200 pokemon, but not the current president.
You made out with your large siberian husky because he reminded you of Jacob Black.
You just used the phrase, "I'll Yahoo it."
You threw out your Harry Potter books to make room for your Twilight books.
Your new friends just dared you to touch the butt.
You have names for the voices in your head.
You are an electrician. You live in an Amish community.
A monster is chasing you. You are wearing high heels. You are a man.
Your milkshake only brings the boys to the property line.
Your parents give you a bath toy. It's a toaster.
You're still on Myspace.
You brush your teeth with a bottle of Wild Turkey, because you can no longer afford Jack.
Your doctor's last name is House. You think you just have a cold.
You have a hook for a hand, a ticking crocodile is following you, and you've dedicated your life to fighting a little boy who wears green tights.
You procrastinate by googling ways to procrastinate.
Your best friend is a volleyball.
Your girlfriend is quoting Taylor Swift in her Facebook statuses again.
High school is turning out to be the best 6 years of your life.
You think of the perfect insult... long after the argument is over.
You are stuck in an elevator. You have diarrhea.
More coming soon.....
Your mom won't accept your friend request.
The scar on your forehead is burning.
The rum is gone.
Your twin forgets your birthday.
You have 6 fingers on your right hand. You just met a man named Inigo Montoya.
Taylor Swift writes a song about you.
You're a muggle.
You have Asian parents. You got a B+.
Your best friend is a werewolf and your boyfriend is a vampire
You step out into the sun and you begin to sparkle.
You just discovered that there's no candy in the van...
You're in Hufflepuff.
You hear a mysterious ticking noise.
You win an award and Kanye comes running up the stairs.
You finally got a 100 on a test. It was a pregnancy test.
You turn down Harvard because you are awaiting acceptance from Hogwarts.
In the middle of your concert a water bottle hits you in the face.
Your mother and father tell you that you were adopted... last week by another family.
You lost your voice, you can't walk, you don't know how to use a fork, and a fat octopus attempts to drown your true love.
Your toys make three Disney movies behind your back
You are the baby in the sonagram on 16 and Pregnant.
Two unicorns start nagging you to go to Candy Mountain.
You can name 200 pokemon, but not the current president.
You made out with your large siberian husky because he reminded you of Jacob Black.
You just used the phrase, "I'll Yahoo it."
You threw out your Harry Potter books to make room for your Twilight books.
Your new friends just dared you to touch the butt.
You have names for the voices in your head.
You are an electrician. You live in an Amish community.
A monster is chasing you. You are wearing high heels. You are a man.
Your milkshake only brings the boys to the property line.
Your parents give you a bath toy. It's a toaster.
You're still on Myspace.
You brush your teeth with a bottle of Wild Turkey, because you can no longer afford Jack.
Your doctor's last name is House. You think you just have a cold.
You have a hook for a hand, a ticking crocodile is following you, and you've dedicated your life to fighting a little boy who wears green tights.
You procrastinate by googling ways to procrastinate.
Your best friend is a volleyball.
Your girlfriend is quoting Taylor Swift in her Facebook statuses again.
High school is turning out to be the best 6 years of your life.
You think of the perfect insult... long after the argument is over.
You are stuck in an elevator. You have diarrhea.
More coming soon.....
